Jun02

#972 Any food that requires Wet-Naps and a stack of napkins to eat

Jun01

#973 Sleeping in new bed sheets

May31

#974 High tens

May28

#975 Airplane toilet flushes

May27

#976 Flossing

May26

#977 The smell of gasoline

May25

#978 Putting the toppings on a hot dog bun before the hot dog

#979 Anything that can grow wings May24

#979 Anything that can grow wings

In the suburb of Toronto where we live they’ve implemented a new recycling initiative which I’ve dubbed Project Stinky. Everyone received a green bin and we’ve been instructed to load it up with our moldy compost each week — from eggshells and stale bread to raw...

#980 Old, dangerous playground equipment May21

#980 Old, dangerous playground equipment

Slides used to be dangerous. After climbing up those sandy, metal crosstrax steps you got to the top and stared down at that steep ride below. The slide was burning hot to the touch, a stovetop set to high all day under the summer sun, just waiting to greet the underside of your legs with...

#981 Wearing underwear just out of the dryer May20

#981 Wearing underwear just out of the dryer

Now tell me: Is there anything quite so nice as wrapping yourself up in a pair of steaming skivvies just out of the dryer? It’s like skinny-dipping in a hot tub, jumping on a horse that’s been in the sun all day, and wearing a microwaved diaper…combined! Sure the moment...

#982 Picking your nose May19

#982 Picking your nose

Let’s face it, there’s a lot going on in the nose area: 1. Breathing: You might have figured it out by now, but breathing is pretty high up there on the Reasons Your Nose Exists list, together with smelling stuff and holding up your glasses. Yes, your nostrils provide safe...

#983 That pile of assorted beers left in your fridge after a party May18

#983 That pile of assorted beers left in your fridge after a party

My friend Mike has rules for hosting parties. They go like this: • Under 25 years old: Party is BYOB. You can tell people if you want, but they should know. Bring your own beer. Bring your own mix. Bring your own bulk pack Cheetos. • 25 – 30 years old: Host should have wine and...